Friday, September 20, 2013

Cindy (The Animal Freak) Del Rey

Cindy (The Animal Freak) Del Rey was caught trying to sneak into a Lion's cage at the zoo. Cindy had to be dragged out of the zoo by security. She said that the Lions were "her people" and that it was "her home".
Better luck next time Del Rey, guess for now you're stuck with the animals at Paradise. - TIPster

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Bougie The Rich Kid Rasmussen

Bougie The Rich Kid Rasmussen recently bought a new yacht (with his parents money). After taking a joy ride around his families private island, Bougie decided the ride wasn't fun enough. He ordered the driver to drive straight into a slanted rock, saying "to drive off it like dukes of hazard, it'll be cool." Upon impact the yacht did not fly off it "like dukes of hazard", in fact the yacht is now broken beyond repair. Bougie wasn't fazed at all, saying "My parents can by like a million of those." And his parents in fact, can. 
Well bougie, lucky for you your money compensates for your intelligence. - TIPster

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Sarah Roberts A.K.A. "Snot Rocket"


Jaxon Jackson and Sarah Roberts found themselves in a "sticky" situation in the hall during lunch.
The couple met up in the hallway for a Pre-Lunch make out shesh. Sarah, initiating the kiss, leaned in. Right before their lips made contact, she sneezed, covering Jaxon's face with snot.

It was quiet the turn off, Jaxon understandably ran off.
Sarah stood still in embarrassment.
Smooth.
Try covering you're face next time you sneeze, "Snot Rocket". - TIPster