MAC

This girl actually does not have a name. Well, it’s not like she doesn’t have a name, she just doesn’t tell anyone. It’s mostly because she’s constantly on her laptop. She spends a lot of time writing and editing short films for people; she’s amazing at both. She doesn’t write on paper, does all of her assignments on the computer and turns them in. I guess she has an agreement with the school board.



For now, we’ll call her… Mac. -The TIPster.

Jane The Gypsy

Jane started selling "psychic" readings during lunch for $5 a pop last week. Everybody in Paradise lined up to get a reading from the all knowing Jane. She made almost $500 from doing readings.
Some students lined up for another reading, to be read only the exact same thing they heard the other day.
Turns out Jane had a sheet of pre written readings she would read off, applicable to almost anybody.
Well Jane, I see a whole lot of nobody liking you in your future. Cheers. - TIPster

Carlos A.K.A. The King

Carlos, the undisputed king of four square, absolutely dominated the four square tournament. Cherry bombs were thrown left and right, snake eyes took down many opponents, Carlos was on a rampage.
He easily took first place. With his adrenaline pumping, he joined the kickball tournament scheduled for the end of the day.
Vicky The Kid pitched at top speed, Carlos got ready to kick, then he grabbed the ball with his hands, and threw it clear out of the field. Carlos was automatically out.
Maybe stay in the square where you belong, King Square. - TIPster

Zane

I bet you’re wondering what “Left-Direction” means. As a matter of fact, that’s Zane’s name, and he’s a huge One Direction fan. He legally had his name changed from Frank Houph, to Zane Left-Direction. He couldn’t make it One Direction because of copyright infringement issues. He’s a huge hearted kind soul with the voice of an angel.



Literally. We all think that an angel came down and gave him this miraculous singing voice in his sleep. -The TIPster.

Kyle Mathers A.K.A. Grease Monkey

Paradise high was having internet problems today. Kyle came up to the office and said "Ay lemme see the router, I'll knock it up and fix it quick fast like nothin' ayyyyy." The careless staff member shrugged and led him to the router.
Kyle walked up to it, leaned up against it, and knocked it with his hand.
The staff member gasped and stood in shock.
Kyle responded by pointing and winking.
The router was broken beyond repair.
Kyle ran out in embarrassment.
How's the TV show logic going for you Monkey? - TIPster

Terry Green A.K.A. Spoon Bender

 Today the Spoon Bender has graced us with his amazing talent, being able to bend spoons, with his MIND! Terry caught the attention of all the paradise high students in the lunch room and invited them to witness the greatness that is his spoon bending talents. 10 spoons laid out on a table, he began. Staring at them with extreme focus he pointed at them and concentrated.
10 minutes passed.
Nothing happened.
Terry ran up and bended all the spoons (with what seemed to be all of his strength) then ran off yelling, "I AM THE SPOON BENDER".
Congratulations Spoon Bender, you made something lame even lamer, a true dweeb. - TIPster

Greg (Gregorian) Chaute

This is Greg. Well, I guess in all technicalities, his name is Gregorian Regus Chaute III. His name absolutely has a story behind it, thanks for asking. As it turns out, Greg is related to Vikings. And he’s not just a descendent of past relatives. His father and mother are legitimate Vikings. Like, pillage villages, terrorize men and women, give children nightmares kind of Vikings. They’re both 250 pounds with red beards. His fathers is longer than his mothers, but she’s working on it.



They don’t get called to parent teacher meetings. Everyone agreed that they can be done over the phone, if that. -The TIPster.