Spencer The Spartan

Today kick-ball tournament was absolute havoc when Spencer The Spartan stepped up to the plate. The legendary kick-ball star Vicky The Kid was pitching, cocky smirk on her face. She pitched the red rubber ball at top speed, nearly breaking the sound barrier. Spencer let out a loud cry then yelled "THIS, IS, PARADISE!" then let out the most powerful kick we've seen here at Paradise. It broke the record for longest distance a ball was kicked, and also broke the record for longest distance foul kick. Spencer kicked it completely out of the in zone. He did this after two more kicks. He scored a total of 0 runs that game. Spencer's kicks are a bigger waste of talent than Harker's juggling skills. - TIPster