Shelby Waurd A.K.A. That Girl That Rides a Scooter around School.

Today Shelby Waurd went out to lunch with a group of friends. On their return trip her carpools car died. She had 5 minutes to get to class from approximately 4 minutes away (assuming you're driving.) This tardy would ruin her perfect attendance record. Without hesitation Shelby got of the car with her trusty scooter in hand and bolted her way toward school, hitting a top speed of 35 mph. She was swerving into the school parking lot, just about to turn towards the doors.
CRASH!
Shelby slammed right into the side of a car, (ironically being the car she was riding in.) she immediately lost consciousness. Her friends walked into class without a problem, she however missed the rest of her classes. Not because she was late, but because being so ditzy from the crash she strolled into the wrong rooms. 
Morale of the story hear? Slackers are rewarded these days - TIPster