Greg (Gregorian) Chaute

This is Greg. Well, I guess in all technicalities, his name is Gregorian Regus Chaute III. His name absolutely has a story behind it, thanks for asking. As it turns out, Greg is related to Vikings. And he’s not just a descendent of past relatives. His father and mother are legitimate Vikings. Like, pillage villages, terrorize men and women, give children nightmares kind of Vikings. They’re both 250 pounds with red beards. His fathers is longer than his mothers, but she’s working on it.



They don’t get called to parent teacher meetings. Everyone agreed that they can be done over the phone, if that. -The TIPster.