Taylor McNasty

Taylor somehow managed to get into Tanner McHam's puppet collection and took two puppets. Taylor got on stage during and assembly today, with the two puppets in hand, and walked up to the microphone and gave this aspiring speech. "Look, I can make these puppets make out." And she in fact, proceeded to make those puppets make out. Tanner McHam didn't take this lightly, he felt as if his puppets were being violated by some half wit. Tanner charged Taylor (with Samantha the Pretty Pretty Princess in hand) and knocked her onto the ground. Tanner then proceeded to use Samantha's hands to slap Taylor in the face. Then, through a series of complicated events they ended up having a full on puppet brawl. It was vicious, each lifeless puppets received serious trauma from each others limp limbs. 
The school watched in awe, before Mr.smith broke up the fight. They both received 2 months detention.  
I think I can speak for all of us when I say I can't wait for Taylor's next life changing speech. - TIPster