Jane The Gypsy

Jane started selling "psychic" readings during lunch for $5 a pop last week. Everybody in Paradise lined up to get a reading from the all knowing Jane. She made almost $500 from doing readings.
Some students lined up for another reading, to be read only the exact same thing they heard the other day.
Turns out Jane had a sheet of pre written readings she would read off, applicable to almost anybody.
Well Jane, I see a whole lot of nobody liking you in your future. Cheers. - TIPster