Samantha A.K.A. The Pretty Pretty Princess

Today Paradise has been honored with the opportunity to have her majesty attend our school. She transferred from her high school in never never land and just landed toda-

Just kidding. Tanner McHam has been running around with this puppet and pretending to have it talk, and whenever someone would tell him to stop it (or shut up) he'd just deny his presence and say "No Tanner here, only the pretty pretty princess". But hey, if I were him, I'd want to be someone else too. The only royalty around here is the royal pain this dweeb is. - TIPster