Today the Spoon Bender has graced us with his amazing talent, being able to bend spoons, with his MIND! Terry caught the attention of all the paradise high students in the lunch room and invited them to witness the greatness that is his spoon bending talents. 10 spoons laid out on a table, he began. Staring at them with extreme focus he pointed at them and concentrated.
10 minutes passed.
Nothing happened.
Terry ran up and bended all the spoons (with what seemed to be all of his strength) then ran off yelling, "I AM THE SPOON BENDER".
Congratulations Spoon Bender, you made something lame even lamer, a true dweeb. - TIPster
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