Bougie The Rich Kid Rasmussen

Bougie The Rich Kid Rasmussen recently bought a new yacht (with his parents money). After taking a joy ride around his families private island, Bougie decided the ride wasn't fun enough. He ordered the driver to drive straight into a slanted rock, saying "to drive off it like dukes of hazard, it'll be cool." Upon impact the yacht did not fly off it "like dukes of hazard", in fact the yacht is now broken beyond repair. Bougie wasn't fazed at all, saying "My parents can by like a million of those." And his parents in fact, can. 
Well bougie, lucky for you your money compensates for your intelligence. - TIPster